"Lucky I Can't Speak Human" Dog Tee

Product Information

  M L XL
Length, in 10.00 12.00 15.50
Height, in 7.24 8.23 9.25
Collar width, in 5.37 6.50 9.00
Chest width (laid flat), in 7.25 8.25 9.25
Weight, lb 23.00 45.00 70.00

This soft, slim-fit pet tank brings a cheeky wink to everyday walks. Lightweight combed ringspun cotton and a 1x1 rib knit give the shirt stretch and a close, comfortable fit that moves with your dog. The bold, block-letter message reads like your pup’s dry humor: short, sassy, and impossible to ignore. It slips on easily, the double-needle binding keeps neck and armholes looking neat, and the low-profile label won’t chafe. Use it when you want to add personality to neighborhood strolls, casual photos, or relaxed hangouts at home — the kind of piece that sparks smiles without getting in the way of playtime.

Product features
- 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors; soft, smooth surface for printing
- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd²) that balances breathability and structure
- 1x1 rib knit and elastic fit help the tank retain shape during activity
- Double-needle ribbed binding on neck and armholes prevents stretching
- EasyTear™ label and note: runs small — consider sizing up for broad-chested breeds

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Size:
M
Color:
Heather

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Price
$27.99
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