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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, simple, and a little cheeky — this lightweight tee speaks in short sentences and long eye-rolls. The slim retail cut and crew neckline layer easily under jackets or wear alone for a low-key statement. The front features understated, typewriter-style text and a tiny emblem beneath, so the message reads calm and deadpan rather than loud. Built from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it breathes on warm days and keeps shape through wash and wear. Wear it on late-night runs to the hardware store, during coding sprints, or whenever you need to announce competence with dry humor.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape — keeps shape and prevents stretching
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options — crisp, detailed prints; tear-away label minimizes irritation
- REACH certified; Bella+Canvas ethically manufactured; made from blanks sourced in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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