| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A soft, breathable jersey tee with a deadpan running joke across the chest: “Don’t. Make. Me. Run.” Clean, minimalist type sits low on the collarbone, so the message reads like a dry aside rather than a shout. Lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and layers easily under hoodies or jackets. The ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat after repeated wear. This shirt settles into everyday life — training runs you’d rather skip, slow coffee shop mornings, and errands when you want to telegraph your vibe without saying a word. It looks straightforward and honest on its own, and becomes quietly funny in groups of runners, gym regulars, or anyone with a low-key sense of humor. REACH-certified materials and tear-away label add comfort and peace of mind for adult buyers.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Side seams for improved structure and retail fit with crew neckline
- Printing: crisp DTF/DTG sleeve and neck label printing where applicable; tear-away neck label
- Ethical manufacturing (Fair Labor Association & Platinum WRAP certifications), REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
