{"product_id":"lucky-i-cant-speak-human-dog-tee","title":"\"Lucky I Can't Speak Human\" Dog Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCollar width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eChest width (laid flat), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWeight, lb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e45.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e70.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis soft, slim-fit pet tank brings a cheeky wink to everyday walks. Lightweight combed ringspun cotton and a 1x1 rib knit give the shirt stretch and a close, comfortable fit that moves with your dog. The bold, block-letter message reads like your pup’s dry humor: short, sassy, and impossible to ignore. It slips on easily, the double-needle binding keeps neck and armholes looking neat, and the low-profile label won’t chafe. Use it when you want to add personality to neighborhood strolls, casual photos, or relaxed hangouts at home — the kind of piece that sparks smiles without getting in the way of playtime.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors; soft, smooth surface for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz\/yd²) that balances breathability and structure\u003cbr\u003e- 1x1 rib knit and elastic fit help the tank retain shape during activity\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle ribbed binding on neck and armholes prevents stretching\u003cbr\u003e- EasyTear™ label and note: runs small — consider sizing up for broad-chested breeds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":51907254255909,"sku":"10210987074601028438","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":51907254288677,"sku":"20361314193452420741","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51907254321445,"sku":"33904554081394946179","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":51907254354213,"sku":"16801818963580059990","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":51907254386981,"sku":"13853587890213642277","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51907254419749,"sku":"16298510863651380592","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":51907254452517,"sku":"70170328814484062107","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51907254485285,"sku":"18536745870223196755","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51907254518053,"sku":"20495346070322589490","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/8531\/6389\/files\/657197242622774679_2048.jpg?v=1768675140","url":"https:\/\/merch-unlimited.com\/products\/lucky-i-cant-speak-human-dog-tee","provider":"Merch-Unlimited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}